what i liked most about this weekend. jk forever.

1. receiving a carol brady haircut.
2. receiving another haircut to make up for the carol brady haircut.
3. forgetting which pedal was the break and which was the clutch on I-5 going 80mph. oops.
4. walking out of school to my car that is no longer parked where i remembered parking it. am i losing my mind? or is the memory of parking my car here, exactly where i’m standing, a memory from a different time? shit.
5. calling the tow company who couldn’t tell me if they had my car but managed to say this, “it looks like it was picked up at 2pm by us, but we don’t have it. but if we did have it, you need to get it as soon as you can because it goes up $10 every hour its here.”
6. going to the county court to get a release for for my car as if it had been put in jail overnight for disorderly drunkeness. “uh yes, this is the portland police your car, dudley holmes had too much to drink last night. we’re gonna need to keep him overnight.”
7. paying the amount your car is worth, to get your car back.
8. having to go to the dmv to get a driving trip permit to travel to the deq.

what made it all better? this:

tacoma, washington

dale c