five things i learned in callicoon.
1. never assume there is any phone service in an entire town.
2. never assume that a store is open for more then three hours a week.
3. always stop at a big k on the way into town to purchase a fake diamond earring. sales will always be good.
4. never assume that a town has police. not every town does. who knew?!?!?!
5. and again never assume there is any phone service in an entire town.











